To: Billy Gates III

Dear great, great grandaddy,

I have told the programmers to look into your problem. However, I can’t do much more right now, as I’m busy working on that world domination idea we discussed over Sunday lunch. I’ll fill you in next Sunday. I’m sure you’ll be pleased to hear about my progress.

Your little Willie

Willie Gates VI
CEO of MegaSmooth Software
(and soon to be ruler of the world!)