Dear Diary,

today, I took my first step towards world domination. They swallowed my bait, hook, line and sinker, and I don’t think there was a single person there who didn’t think I was brilliant. Including myself. Great, great grandaddy will be so pleased with me. I’m everything he could ever have hoped for. It’s a shame that our programmers can’t get his direct tv-link to work. If they don’t make it work soon, I’ll have to let a few heads roll to show that I simply will not have them bugging great, great grandaddy.

I’ll be back to tell you more about my success as soon as possible.

Nighty, night,
Willie