(Interview with Not-So-Jolly Roger made by the Swedish writer Rosetta Sten in spring 2008.)
Rosetta: Hi, Roger! Nice to have you here!
Roger: Hi. Nice to be here, you landlubber.
Rosetta: Can you tell my readers a little …

To: Billy Gates III
Dear great, great grandaddy,
I have told the programmers to look into your problem. However, I can’t do much more right now, as I’m busy working on that world domination idea we discussed …

Politicians are by nature unfit to give an intellectual and good response to any question you ask them. Therefore, it is always better to communicate with them by using statements.
Example:
Avoid: “What do you think about …

From: Billy Gates III
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My dear grandson,
you must help me. My new tv-link doesn’t work as it should. They say it’s something with the software, but I don’t know. All I know is that …

Dear Diary,
today, I took my first step towards world domination. They swallowed my bait, hook, line and sinker, and I don’t think there was a single person there who didn’t think I was brilliant. Including …