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Willie felt good about himself when he came home. His voting-by-shopping system had been voted through in the congress without any hassle whatsoever. He hadn’t expected it to go so smoothly. In fact, …
Born: 2074
Family: Adopted daughter of Finbar Dunbar. One twin sister, Barbarossa.
Early life: Nothing is known about Barbarella’s biological parents. She was found together with her sister, tucked snuggly down in a whisky crate on the doorstep of The Ruddy Boatswain. When Finbar Dunbar picked them up in his strong arms, Barbarella smiled at him and her sister gave him a slap. So, to reflect their different personalities, he gave them the most beautiful names he knew, Barbarella and Barbarossa.
Career: Finbar Dunbar and his pirate friends did a great job of raising the two girls. The sisters are very devoted to their adoptive father and help him out at the Ruddy Boatswain as much as they can. Barbarella takes care of the entertainment and Barbarossa is the most feared bouncer in the free world. It is widely believed that they also assist their father in secret pirate business, but no-one dares suggesting it in the open, since Finbar and his two colourful daughters take the pirate business very seriously.
Misc: Barbarella is very proud of her thighs as they can turn any man’s head in a split second.
(Interview with Not-So-Jolly Roger made by the Swedish writer Rosetta Sten in spring 2008.)
Rosetta: Hi, Roger! Nice to have you here!
Roger: Hi. Nice to be here, you landlubber.
Rosetta: Can you tell my readers a little …
To: Billy Gates III
Dear great, great grandaddy,
I have told the programmers to look into your problem. However, I can’t do much more right now, as I’m busy working on that world domination idea we discussed …
Politicians are by nature unfit to give an intellectual and good response to any question you ask them. Therefore, it is always better to communicate with them by using statements.
Example:
Avoid: “What do you think about …
From: Billy Gates III
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My dear grandson,
you must help me. My new tv-link doesn’t work as it should. They say it’s something with the software, but I don’t know. All I know is that …
Dear Diary,
today, I took my first step towards world domination. They swallowed my bait, hook, line and sinker, and I don’t think there was a single person there who didn’t think I was brilliant. Including …
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Willie felt good about himself when he came home. His voting-by-shopping system had been voted through in the congress without any hassle whatsoever. He hadn’t expected it to go so smoothly. In fact, …
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“Where are we going?” Roger was sitting perched up behind Billy-Bob on some sort of jet-ski-like craft that looked like something out of Mad Max, but that the king affectionately referred to as …
At the very same time as Willie Gates VII took the first step to world domination, a pair of hairy feet in pink flip-flops faded by the sun, stepped up to Roger Bonny and nudged …
After over 100 years of the power ping-ponging between various Bushes and Clintons, the steadily decreasing numbers of voters made it painfully evident that voting just didn’t work any longer. Well, at least not as …
It’s time to get Not-So-Jolly Roger going. Spend two minutes surfing this site, and I’m sure you’ll get the hang of how Spineless Fiction works and what Not-So-Jolly Roger has to offer.
You can follow the …
