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The Ruddy Boatswain is a bar in Pirate’s Cove. Or rather, it’s THE bar in Pirate’s Cove. All pirates go there. In fact, you just can’t call yourself a pirate if you haven’t been there. It’s the place to be. Not-So-Jolly Roger and his friends visit frequently, so this is where you can try to [...]
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Egghead is a PA (personal assistant) application that plugs straight into your hippocampus to avoid unecessary wiring and security breeches. Egghead is inpenetrable. You can safely store all your personal information, mails, codes, notes, and much more, away from prying eyes. Features: Memory enhancement, instant access to mail, diary, notes, in your brain. Egghead3000 also [...]
In the good old days Corpnet was called the Internet. But the Internet was gradually taken over by corporate interests that made the Internet harder and harder to use for normal users. Hence, in 2079 it was therefore decided that the word “Internet” was outdated and the Internet was renamed “Corpnet” to reflect what it [...]
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Founding: Like most other early software providers, MegaSmooth sprung out of a garage in Silicon Valley in the early 1980′s. Young Billy Gates III had dropped out of college and his angry father sent him out into the garage to think about his unwise decision. No-one knows exactly what Billy did in the garage that [...]
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History: Petland was founded in 2089 by Billy-Bob Nelson of Kentucky, who then became HRH King Billy-Bob I of Petland. The initial island was roughly the size of a football field, and was built on an estimated 5 789 326 PET bottles contained in four massive nets. Today, Petland has expanded considerably and has a [...]
History: In 2069 feminism was deemed unconstitutional, since it violated the notion that “all men are created equal” by advocating a political stance that was based on the notion that “all men are created equally bad”. This led to the closing of numerous departments of women- and gender studies and hordes of homeless feminists roamed [...]
Born: 2069 Family: The youngest son of Will Gates VI and Ursula Gates. One brother, Steve, that mysteriously disappeared during a camping trip with his younger brother. Married to Fiona Gates (nee Good and former wife of Not-So-Jolly Roger) Early life: Willie grew up in Boston and was more or less raised into the MegaSmooth [...]
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Born: 2069 as Roger Bonny in Boston to a proud and loud Irish mother and a less proud and loud Irish-American father. Family: No kids (as far as he knows). One ex-wife, the now Fiona Gates (born Good, but Roger thinks she’s all bad). She told Roger he was “the worst excuse for a man [...]
Born: 2084 Family: Daughter of David and Lorna Blofeld, who both died in a violent collision between their TV-sofa and the bulldozer that their daughter was driving. Early life: Kat grew up in a small town in Main. She was a happy little girl until the day her parents decided to buy her a blue [...]
Born: 2073 (nee Good) Family: Married to Willie Gates VII, no children. Formerly married to Not-So-Jolly Roger. Early life: Fiona grew up in Washington where her dad worked as a cleaner in the congress. Therefore, she often refers to the good old day’s when her dad “was a congressman”. Her mom was a piano teacher [...]
Born: A lady never reveals her age, and apparently big, feisty landlords don’t either. Family: Two adoptive twin daughters, Barbarella and Barbarossa. Early life: Nothing is known about Finbar’s childhood or early life. He always makes a point of telling tall tales, preferably contradictory tall tales. The only thing he has never denied is his [...]
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Born: 1959 in Palo Alto, California. Family: Son of William Gates II, entrepreneur, and Norma Gates, homemaker and president of the local Palo Alto Homemakers for Marital Fidelity. Married to Fiona Gates (nee Good), former wife of Not-So Jolly Roger. Early life: Billy Gates III’s childhood was fairly normal and he did very well in [...]
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